Hiring a granite installer in Woodland Park

Dang it, a young kid we'd been grooming for six months just quit. We invested a ton of money in the twerp, talked about his future with a career in the trades, and generally took great care of him. He TEXTED in the fact that he's quitting with zero notice. What in the hell is wrong with people?

Now that my little rant is over...

We're looking to hire a college linebacker. I don't actually care if he played football or ever went to college, but that gives you a sense of the physical stature of the guy we want. Big a and strong.

No experience is necessary.

We're a pretty fun place to work. I've got a great crew of guys. We work hard, but we try harder to keep everyone's stress levels low. We treat our people as nicely and generously as we can.

It's in Woodland Park, so I don't expect a ton of response from this site. Ad is posted on Craigslist.

Pay is $10-$15/hr based on how much I like the guy.