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This one tells you how you're going to go...
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Alex: At age 84 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
Man, I can't stand hippies...probably got capped because I yelled "take a shower and get a job, ya bums!"
Tim: At age 52 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
[roll] :mrgreen:
Kyle: At age 67 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
[roll]
My, my... What insight!Quote:
At age 94 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay
Here is one better...
John 11:25 (KJS) Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:
chris: At age 65 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
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Doug: At age 85 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
Yeah, Right. :roll:
You really should learn how to swim.
At age 55 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist. [roll]