The post whore thread.

Lobo, that was fuckin cool. Thank you.

At Safeway today, I was in the lot and walking towards the entrance.... Mongo had just rounded up the carts from the return bin, and I was passing an old woman unloading her shit.

I said Hey, I could use a cart, mind if I help you unload your stuff in your car. She was happy to have the help, and I reminded her to not forget her purse. The store didn't have all the shit I needed, so I had to go across the way to the Nazi regime that calls itself "Walgreens" to get hosed over there. In the checkout line I was about to get totally fucked over because I don't have an "SS" card, the customer at the register next to me punched in her code for me.

The purchase that would have been $45 without the card of the racist party, was then the $11 dollars that the tag on the shelf indicated in the first place. I thanked her very much.


Kindness happens and there are some good folks in this little town.

Found out that the right hand needs three procedures now, and severe headaches happening with more frequency are commonplace now.

Thanks, Lord. I appreciate it.

I heard Sabbra Cadabra for the first time today, thank you Sirius.

Ozzy. Never be another.

The definition of Irony.

Hey, I like your shirt.


But the shirt says...


Fuck off, asshole.

The DOJ should be suing Georgia for liking fried chicken and watermelon,..........not voting restrictions.


Who's the fukin racist?

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Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat

At Safeway today, I was in the lot and walking towards the entrance.... Mongo had just rounded up the carts from the return bin, and I was passing an old woman unloading her shit.

I said Hey, I could use a cart, mind if I help you unload your stuff in your car. She was happy to have the help, and I reminded her to not forget her purse. The store didn't have all the shit I needed, so I had to go across the way to the Nazi regime that calls itself "Walgreens" to get hosed over there. In the checkout line I was about to get totally fucked over because I don't have an "SS" card, the customer at the register next to me punched in her code for me.

The purchase that would have been $45 without the card of the racist party, was then the $11 dollars that the tag on the shelf indicated in the first place. I thanked her very much.


Kindness happens and there are some good folks in this little town.

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All they need is your ph number, like safeway or fry's (King Soopers) to you cholorado folks .

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I also nabbed two little bark scorpion mother fukin sons of bitches with needle nose pliers in the last two days, and totally fried 'em with a bic lighter.


FUCK YOU SCORPION(s). I will command my domain without you.

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Ours are closely related, I get them in the house all the time. Or I should say, used to. You can get UV flashlights at harbor freight or lowes cheap. I started exterminating them in a broad area around the house and it solves the problem. Over 145 killed last year. Only at about 14 so far this year. Usually just pack a hammer and the UV light. Another pro, people stay away too.

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All they need is your ph number, like safeway or fry's (King Soopers) to you cholorado folks .

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Well, it's a few more things than that, but it's the idea that they'd charge you that much more money for a purchase just because you weren't in their collective. $11 if you're part of the Borg, or $45 if you're "just some asshole that needs something".

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

All they need is your ph number, like safeway or fry's (King Soopers) to you cholorado folks .

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I am going to borrow this.