Are most wives like that?
Me: (First time driving her car for months) How long have your brakes been grinding like that?
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: Don't you hear and feel that when you push the brake pedal?
Her: What? What noise? It sounds normal.
Me: Yeah. It sounds normal because they've been doing it so long. (Shakes head)
Her: Well how much is THAT gonna cost me?
Me: A helluva lot more than it would've 3 months ago.

