Now to catch up with da hos..
I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!!
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Now to catch up with da hos..
I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!!
Mmm... dev'ld eggs tomorrow... And ham... I should just wear a shirt that says "stay back 20ft"
That happens if I eat onions.
Onions and fried egg with taylor ham on a toasted rosemary bagel with garlic cream cheese.
Now I'm starving... Coffee, Church, then gluttony.
[QUOTE=jim;1052945] BACON, BACON, ER /QUOTE]
Ha!
I've already had stuffed freedom toast, ranch potatoes and bacon. Time to get ready for church and then destroy an Easter dinner after.
I just woke up to a dream about shopping in the wal mart down the street. I was staring at the ammo case which was about 3 times the typical case size in a store. Except there were curtains on the inside of the glass doors covering the contents. There was a sign on the door that said something about hardware was available in another part of the store. I peeked through the sides of the curtains and i saw what looked like ammo boxes. So then I looked around and there was Dionne Warwick working at the sporting goods register. I asked her if I could see inside the cases. She opened them up for me, I drew back the curtains, and they were completely full of ammo but mostly imaginary calibers or useless shit. One that sticks out in my mind was 7 mm Mauser Buffalo Bore hard cast. I remember thinking 'WTF.. who would use this shit'. All the ammo boxes looked like cereal boxes, but generic cereal like the old kroger cost-cutter stuff with the scissors. Some of the boxes were busted up so I rearranged them for Dionne. I finally found some that I wanted.. 10k round cases of 5.56 and 4k round cases of .22LR with no purchase limit. And the boxes were orange like the captain crunch peanut butter cereal. I filled up a shopping cart and hugged Dionne. Then I woke up to my dog loudly slurping water from her bowl.