Picked up some Gun Food.
My trips to the Gunnison/Salida area always seem to pay off.Attachment 98753Attachment 98754
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Picked up some Gun Food.
My trips to the Gunnison/Salida area always seem to pay off.Attachment 98753Attachment 98754
Good price!
I present to you the mother of all food processors:
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The Breville Paradice. I have lusted after this thing since the Sous Chef two models ago. You could send your kid to college for what this costs, but my kid seems more interested in the trades anyways, so he'll be fine.
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This thing comes with more attachments than a 2-gun tactical ninja's wet dream. It will slice, dice, shred, and puree it's way into your heart. It is gross overkill for all your food prepping needs and takes up more kitchen space than a mid-sized right whale. Which it could blend.
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I could get a second job disposing of bodies for the mob, which would at least offset some of the purchase price. It will dice a femur without a hitch.
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It will replace my old Cuisanhart food processor which was overstuffed and underperformed for many years. As you can see, there is no middle ground for me with Kitchen appliances.
I have used it to process lemon sugar, make pie dough, biscuits, custom peanut flour, and all manner of baking tasks.
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I diced up potatoes for breakfast hash for 68 boy scouts and their parents, as well as making fruit cups and dicing up 18 onions and 7 cucumbers without breaking a sweat. None of that remotely justified the cost, but I don't care. Some day my grand kids will tell tales like 'Pop Pop sure did love his food processor', but I won't know who they are talking about and will possibly be in a memory care facility. But the memory of this food processor will stick with me after all else has faded to black. And some day in the distant future, I hope it will blend my cremated ashes into a light and flaky pie crust to be served to my enemies unknowingly, that they may choke on my remains.
Wow.
I think your son has found his new calling whether he wants it or not.
You might get him into a career as a caterer.
I feel like I should warn you to keep your d*ck out of it.
As long as it is unplugged, it should be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
Just wait till you get older. It will barely reach your hand to take a pee [panic]Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo
With all this cooking equipment they're going to change your screen name from johnny ego to johnny Home Maker !
Breville makes some good products. Is that a lemon Bundt cake?
It is a lemon bundt cake! One thing I really like about the food processor is the ease at which it makes lemon sugar. Just peel the lemon with a potato peeler and food process it with the sugar until it all turns damp and yellow. Makes for a strong lemon flavor without the acidity of the juice, which weakens the batter. My old food processor had a 1 cup capacity, and didn't do a great job processing the peels. The Breville will atomize them.
I made peanut butter cookies the other day where I food processed six ounces of honey roasted peanuts into the flour, in addition to the peanut butter. They were the most peanut flavor intensive cookies I've ever had. Anyone going to the 1911 shoot in October will get a chance to sample the goods. And I will put you a plate in the mail, Jim, but only if you win your shoot. Peanut Butter Cookies are only for winners.
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