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got this from my uncle.

Top Ten Country Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

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Originally Posted by cowboykjohnson

got this from my uncle.

Top Ten Country Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win


3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

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#10 is #1
#9 - done 'er
#7 - Damn - again?
#6 - Woof!
#3 - Need to hear this song...

Damn Cowboy, you expand those titles into paragraphs and you'll have my life story.

Stupid kids. [shakes head]

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Oh My.

same reason my kids don't have cell phones at this time... and won't for a while yet...

Before I added texting to my account (I had actually specifically instructed Verizon to BLOCK texting on all phones on my account), my son and daughter had both been texting with their phones. Verizon tried to charge me for all of the texts on a per-text basis. When I screamed foul - remindin them of the two times (had dates/times) I had instructed them to BLOCK texting, they removed the charges.

Of course, neither kid had tried to text to a fee based number (thank heaven!).

Democrats propose new monument on the backside of Mount Rushmore

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/


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Instead of featuring the faces of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt, the backside of Mount Rushmore will feature the backsides of Harry Ried, Nancy Pelosi, David Axelrod and Rahm Emanual telling the American people to kiss their backsides.
It will, of course, be funded by the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009. It will be carved by an army of SEIU members and contribute another one million jobs saved or created.

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Originally Posted by funkfool

Well.....
I suppose it should say:

"Did somrun brink?"

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LMAO


EDIT: LOL at michigan's post as well.

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