The post whore thread.

Why not use accepted terminology in a completely unorthodox manner?

Be a rebel....conformity blows.

Sticking it to the man.

At work, I carry a seat belt buckle with me so I can shut the damn dinger off without putting on the damn seat belt.

I still think Crap Master Flash is much cooler than squishy pants mcgee.

Holy crap a wave of tiredness just smacked me in the head.

Time for a smoke.

Fresh air, a Marlboro..... and

*psssssst....fizz*

....a new cold can of Bud Light.

Yep, who needs Gillette?... this is the best that man can get.

Oh no...rhyming.

I don't know what's going to come out now.

Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted.

Then I blew my second chance when I tried to fart and shit my pants.