Maybe I need to drink coffee more. Ive had a stomach bug the past day that could use some clearing out.
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Maybe I need to drink coffee more. Ive had a stomach bug the past day that could use some clearing out.
What's red and bad for your teeth???????
A brick. [Bang]
What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth you die?????
A tractor.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel in his hat. The bartender says "Hey pirate, whats with the paper towel?"
The pirate replied "Arr, I got a bounty on me head!" [Pirate]
What is the stupidest animal living in the jungle?
The Polar bear......
What's grey and squishy?
A melted penguin....
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender "gimme a beer and a mop."
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks over to the other and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.