What do you call a man with no arms and no legs driving a car?
Rex.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs driving a car?
Rex.
I used to be afraid of hurdles but then I got over it
What does a plum and an elephant have in common?
They're both purple.
Except for the elephant.
A man walks into a psychiatrists office, only wearing saran wrap to cover his body, the doctor turns to him and says, "Well.. I can clearly see your nuts."
What is Forrest Gumps login for his Mac?
1forrest1
In the words of Jim Carrey - (Somebody stop me!!!!)
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils?
Pessimist: Things are horrible. Everything is falling apart. Things can't get any worse.
Optimist: Yes they can!
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.