Famous last words of a mafia hit man: "Who put a violin in the violin case?"
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Famous last words of a mafia hit man: "Who put a violin in the violin case?"
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What is white and when it falls out of a tree your fridge is broken.
Your fridge.
What do you call an abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech.
And I'm out!!!!!!!!
My last day getting up at 3:30 for work...