More importantly, please tell me you're not dragging your ass on the floor or licking it.
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More importantly, please tell me you're not dragging your ass on the floor or licking it.
On the upside, you can probably lick your own junk now.
Dude, you'll never leave the house again.
unless it's to chase a squirrel.
If she offers you a ride to the vet. RUN AWAY!
Well, I've had my fun. I'm going to go watch another shitty free on demand movie.
Saw white House Down earlier. Meh. Kinda kitchy-sappy at the end.
She doesn't let me forget.
I'm getting good at dry humping...
I do like to bury my bone. :)
Dinner theater FTW...
..ride home, not so much.
[facepalm]
"Endeavor to persevere"....and I shall.
Watched "Gravity" on home demand last night, Brutal.
All in all, save the $6.00 , ......not that good of a show, imo.