Ya know....I didn't "sign up" for life....but I'm fucking stuck here now. I think I'll mention that next time I see either of my folks.
There's gotta be something better than wtf I have going on. Carney maybe? DTD shoe salesman in Tacoma?
I've wondered more than once, if I placed hundreds of "tiny ads in newspapers, all from my tiny one bedroom apartment"... I could be rich now. Remember those infomercials?