The post whore thread.

Ho's

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

......AND Good Morning you skanky ho bitches ... :)

I feel like giving the world a great big hug, then, a swift kick in the balls.

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Seems to be a common sentiment. Mr. Sam Adams is at least partially responsible for my feelings on the matter however.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I'd rather have the virgin's mom, she at least knows what goes where.

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And having that line occur at somewhere near the start of my day is trying to make it all better. [Beer]

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

no sugar, caffeine or fake flavors. I'd rather have the virgin's mom, she at least knows what goes where.

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Im riding shotgun. I'll bring you a grandma with lots of experience...

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Originally Posted by bogie

Im riding shotgun. I'll bring you a grandma with lots of experience...

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After meeting you, what you consider a grandma is still 5-10 yrs younger than me.

Afternoon hos. Carpet shampooing today. Yay.

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Originally Posted by mcjhr

Afternoon hos. Carpet shampooing today. Yay.

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Finally talked a woman in to showering with you ?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Finally talked a woman in to showering with you ?

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Must be snowing in hell. Not so much talk as dragged......

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Originally Posted by mcjhr

Must be snowing in hell. Not so much talk as dragged......

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Admit Nothing

Deny Everything

I've had to learn that the hard way. Yes, I am a knucklehead.

Why are people so stupid?

Tell 'em three times what they're doing wrong. Write it down. In short steps using short words.

They keep doing it wrong, because they're not listening, and either can't read or can't comprehend.

Make them do it slow, step by step in front of you. Stop them when they start doing it wrong again, correct them. They say "OH!" and do it right finally.

Next fucking time around they do it wrong again....