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09-30-2014, 23:02
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Mine loves it when I (unbeknownst to her) take her towel and put it in the dryer on high when she gets in the shower, then bring it back and be there to wrap her in it when she gets out.
She doesn't take very long showers and they're irregular in length, so I have to sit as close as I can to the dryer while still being able to hear her turn off the water and then grab it and sprint.
I only do this once in a very blue moon, but she loves it when I do.

Worth a million bucks. My wife's favorite.

Also, when she takes a bath to "soak", throw a big pot of water on the stove and bring it to her to "warm" her bath. You might be surprised by the invite you get.

Just pay attention and listen when she doesn't expect you too. Notice a new outfit or fresh salon visit.
09-30-2014, 23:21
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I know a guy up here you might spare with. He's like a crocodile. Brief blur then someone's down. It's a humbling sport.

BTW: How's that Giraud working for you?

I'll spare with most, I got plenty to spare, but I don't spar with the young guys anymore.

Met up recently with very close old friend and sparring partner from 25 yrs ago and his son.

My friend is still in great shape and we slapped each other around a bit, he took it pretty easy on me and I still felt pretty good.

I then did something stupid and invited the kid (mid 20's) out on the mat. Intended to "show" him a trick or two to surprise his old man with. About two minutes later he had me bloodied and on the verge of puking.

My friend then informed me that kid was kind of a natural and much better than he had ever been. Wife had to help me out of bed the next morning.
10-01-2014, 07:24
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

The army forced the flu shot on us every year. I always felt like crap for a few days afterward. I don't plan on getting it ever again

My apologies for being late to last night, but I'll catch up pretty quick:

Uncle Sam forced me to get this one. The only ill effect I ever routinely get from the flu shot is that I have the green-apple-quick-steps for about three days afterwards. This time it just lasted the one day and all has been normal. I'm patiently waiting for the surprise , though.
10-01-2014, 07:57
bogie

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Originally Posted by brutal

I always flush all the toilets sequentially to give her a nice hot shower. She really likes that.

In return, she always makes sure the clothes washer, dishwasher, and toilets use all the cold water and pressure at once. She knows how much I like scalding showers. [Sarcasm2]

Lol
10-01-2014, 09:53
mcantar18c

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Originally Posted by Irving

So do you ever get beat up, hotshot?

MCanter, that's a good idea. We usually get into a fight about how she turns the whole house up to 80 degrees because she is cold. I tell her to actually dry off instead of standing around in a wet towell. She gets a heat fan instead. Haven't fought about that for a while. Winter is coming though.

We used to fight about that too. I'd get home from work and she'd be be sitting on the couch in sweats and a tank top with a her hair wrapped in a damp towel (almost an hour after her shower), with the thermostat set to 80. She didn't work at the time and I handle all the finances so she doesn't really have as good of a grasp on the cash flow and how things effect it as she thinks. I'd get mad and tell her to put on a damn hoodie and dry your hair, we run on propane and I wanted the tank to last through the winter, and she'd listen... then I'd come home to the same thing a week later.
One day nit even halfway through winter she called me at work and said the heater stopped working. I come home and of course the damn tank is empty, I go inside and the thermostat is set to like 82. So I put $350 in it and told her hope you learned your lesson cause I'm not filling it again this season. Low and behold she ran it dry again, and was miserable for a few weeks until I caved and bought a couple space heaters for nighttime (it was getting down to the 20s), and then she was a little less miserable.
Haven't had an argument about it since.
10-01-2014, 09:55
mcantar18c

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Worth a million bucks. My wife's favorite.

Also, when she takes a bath to "soak", throw a big pot of water on the stove and bring it to her to "warm" her bath. You might be surprised by the invite you get.

Just pay attention and listen when she doesn't expect you too. Notice a new outfit or fresh salon visit.

That's a great idea, I'll have to remember that next time she takes a bath... She's been doing that more and more lately too.

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

My apologies for being late to last night, but I'll catch up pretty quick:

Uncle Sam forced me to get this one. The only ill effect I ever routinely get from the flu shot is that I have the green-apple-quick-steps for about three days afterwards. This time it just lasted the one day and all has been normal. I'm patiently waiting for the surprise , though.

Ours always happened right before we went out to the field for days. It sucked.
10-01-2014, 11:41
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

Shitty last 30 minutes dealing with my shit head little nephew in Kansas. 2 1/2 hours of jiu jitsu ahead. Someone's gonna feel a little pain tonight. Sorry in advance.

I have all but given up on my immediate family. My dad's so introverted that he can't talk to people (he's an engineer, so that's not helping), my mom's a nut job, my brother blames all his problems on my dad (because dad didn't really talk to us), my sister is a bit of a hippy who only ever calls when she needs money.

It's such a weird thing... dealing with family
10-01-2014, 11:47
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by mcantar18c

Now THAT'S an idea... anniversary is coming up and I need inexpensive gift ideas.

Get a small vase, clear glass. spray paint the inside black. Get a fake flower (choose her favorite flower). Get a small block of styrofoam, cut it to match the little vase, spray paint it black. Assemble it so that it all looks like one flower.

When you give her the flower, tell her that you'll love her until this flower wilts (explain that it's a fake flower and will never wilt, thus your love will never end)..........

Boom!!! Let the BJs flow!
10-01-2014, 11:51
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I also don't like cats. Cats are selfish little assholes.

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10-01-2014, 11:57
TheBelly

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

You're right it's very humbling. Just when you think you are doing good, you get that ass beat..

my dad (vietnam vet) got good and drunk then challenged me to a fight the Xmas I came home after my Iraq deployment. He wasn't as prepared as he thought he'd be. He told me he though he got hit in the chest with a sledgehammer. It's amazing what a good takedown and then a really hard headbutt to the sternum will do to an old white guy.