The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by crays

Thanks, guys. True words.

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Sorry to hear man if there's anything you guys need just hit me up.

Good morning, ho bags.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Good morning, ho bags.

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says the single guy. It's suppose to be nice by monday, maybe.

I can't believe how wet it's been....can't mow wet grass worth a shit, and mine needs done, and I have an arrangement with the lesbians across the street to mow their property as well.

Come on, sunshine, get with it....dammit.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

I can't believe how wet it's been....can't mow wet grass worth a shit, and mine needs done, and I have an arrangement with the lesbians across the street to mow their property as well.

Come on, sunshine, get with it....dammit.

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O really.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

I can't believe how wet it's been....can't mow wet grass worth a shit, and mine needs done, and I have an arrangement with the lesbians across the street to mow their property as well.

Come on, sunshine, get with it....dammit.

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Considering the circumstances, shouldn't that be something about trimming the carpet?

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

O really.

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Ooo la la.

Wife and kid are out of the house for a play date. I'm alone. Don't know what to do....

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Originally Posted by KS63

Wife and kid are out of the house for a play date. I'm alone. Don't know what to do....

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Before you do anything for yourself, do the dishes, some laundry, etc.
The rest of your day will be guilt free, and you'll likely be hailed as a hero when the wife gets back home.

You could always trim the wet carpet too.

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Originally Posted by crays

Before you do anything for yourself, do the dishes, some laundry, etc.
The rest of your day will be guilt free, and you'll likely be hailed as a hero when the wife gets back home.

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No way, Bro! That's her job......