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10-30-2015, 05:53
buffalobo

Trim the lawn creative.

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10-30-2015, 13:45
OtterbatHellcat

The neighbors are a pretty cool younger couple. I think it would be fun to trim her lawn....ha ha ha.

Itinerary for tomorrow and Sunday:

Last lawn mow
Remove mower deck
Install snow blower attachment
Spigot shut off and insulate said spigots
Hoses drained and reeled up
Complete first six pack
Defoliate front porch planters and distribute soil in front lawn low spots
Repair downspout N.W. corner of the house
Clean out the gutters on house and garage
Complete second six pack
Lubricate driveway gate hinges and wheel
Lubricate all hinges and drive for garage door
Masturbate during Belin Deleon's weather cast
Replace furnace air filter
Repair damaged aluminum snow shovel
Fire up the ambulance and let it run for a while
Level II house clean up (clean some shit you normally don't get around to)
Resume some garage insulation and finish work

.....and whatever else that comes to mind for winterizing.

I hate winter, dammit.
10-30-2015, 15:23
brutal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

The neighbors are a pretty cool younger couple. I think it would be fun to trim her lawn....ha ha ha.

Itinerary for tomorrow and Sunday:

Last lawn mow
Remove mower deck
Install snow blower attachment
Spigot shut off and insulate said spigots
Hoses drained and reeled up
Complete first six pack
Defoliate front porch planters and distribute soil in front lawn low spots
Repair downspout N.W. corner of the house
Clean out the gutters on house and garage
Complete second six pack
Lubricate driveway gate hinges and wheel
Lubricate all hinges and drive for garage door
Masturbate during Belin Deleon's weather cast
Replace furnace air filter
Repair damaged aluminum snow shovel
Fire up the ambulance and let it run for a while
Level II house clean up (clean some shit you normally don't get around to)
Resume some garage insulation and finish work

.....and whatever else that comes to mind for winterizing.

I hate winter, dammit.

Well you will certainly be well lubricated.
10-31-2015, 02:44
OtterbatHellcat

That's the plan..:)
10-31-2015, 08:24
Great-Kazoo

We're setting rat traps around the steps.
10-31-2015, 09:10
SideShow Bob

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

I'm happy tomorrow is Friday, but I'm going to spend the weekend working and toiling on the house and stuff....taking care of ENTERING WINTER type of Bull Ass Horse Shit type stuff like that

Tentative deal that my neighbors might come over Saturday night for some awesomeness of beer drinking and fire pit happiness, but that particular outcome is up to circumstances that are unpredictable and certainly beyond my actual control.

I thought I'd have some fun with just saying, ...........my neighbors might come over this weekend. ha ha

Creativity is fun sometimes.

You do know, that fire pits are illegal in Denver, didn't you ?
10-31-2015, 09:20
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

You do know, that fire pits are illegal in Denver, didn't you ?

He's in the denver enclave. Those SJW's are exempt, since they only burn Locally sourced wood.
10-31-2015, 23:12
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

You do know, that fire pits are illegal in Denver, didn't you ?

Yeah.....kinda like shooting high powered crossbows in the back yard, right?
;)
10-31-2015, 23:16
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

He's in the denver enclave. Those SJW's are exempt, since they only burn Locally sourced wood.

Neighbor fail.....no fire, no joy.

But, I have thought about burning that hotel down.......just saying.
10-31-2015, 23:19
OtterbatHellcat

I got most of that shit on my list done today, except I didn't really masturbate during Belin's weather cast, that was just a joke, see?

I did consider it though.

Watching the repeat of Amy Schumer on SNL. New to me. Not only is she HOT as hell, she's funny as hell too.