How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
She starts by saying, "A man once told me..."
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How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
She starts by saying, "A man once told me..."
How do cooped hens stay fit ?
They eggs-ercise.
Did you hear about the dog that was cut in half?
He was all right.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Who is the most popular gal at the nudist colony?
The gal who asks if anyone minds if she takes the last donut.
Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Other parts go south & vapor lock.
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Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Ah, but the most popular girl turned (those) Cheerios into Nuts & Honey!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scanker19
Ba dum tss
You know why they call it a Wonder Bra?
You wonder where they went.
Confucius once say... the best thing about having Alzheimer's is meeting new people each & every day.