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03-27-2016, 19:56
Irving

Not enough liquor. Besides, I have an early morning tomorrow. I have to work from 10 am to 11 am.
03-27-2016, 20:10
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Irving

Not enough liquor. Besides, I have an early morning tomorrow. I have to work from 10 am to 11 am.

I use to work noon - 1, then take an hour for lunch.
03-27-2016, 20:14
fly boy

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Originally Posted by Irving

Not enough liquor. Besides, I have an early morning tomorrow. I have to work from 10 am to 11 am.

I have started off with a 30 pack of Natty Ice.... down to 26 in 2.5 hours.

And that sounds like brutal hours, I only work 0630-1600 with 30 minute lunch
03-27-2016, 20:38
brutal

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You that guy stuck in that SUV lease ?

Leased a car once. Young dumb, and full of... stupid.

My wife's second Suby after driving the wheels off the rusted GL10 wagon we moved here with in 92. She put too many miles on that leased car and it was kinda beat up when it came due. She just doesn't take care of her stuff. We took a bath on it even with the trade for something financed.
03-27-2016, 20:39
brutal

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You should see some of the text our daughter was sending me. She's clearly on her game.

She ask if i wanted some donuts before she drove down.

NO FOOD, Been tossing cookies.

Why are you throwing cookies? You have a net set up?

NO I'M PUKING

I know what it means
Did they cut your Sarcasm off too?? !

So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

You know HB wants to know.
03-27-2016, 21:14
buffalobo

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

Well done.[emoji106]

sent from my electronic ball and chain
03-27-2016, 21:41
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

This is fucking great. Next Halloween ought to be a blast! [ROFL1]
03-27-2016, 21:42
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by fly boy

Well I have decided to get drunk tonight so Monday will be as miserable as possible. Anyone else joining me?

I would, but I have to be at work at 0545 tomorrow morning... :(
03-27-2016, 21:44
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by brutal

So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

You know HB wants to know.

HEY! I thought we weren't going to talk about that weekend?? [mlp]
03-27-2016, 22:31
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

This is fucking great. Next Halloween ought to be a blast! [ROFL1]

Next Halloween? I doubt i'll be detox'd before Hillary's 2nd term, by choice