I don't have to work tomorrow, what time should I show up?
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I don't have to work tomorrow, what time should I show up?
Can't believe how late it is! Been sewing half the day.
Sounds like a helluva party! [Party1]
Going to mids Sunday....ones that actually start at midnight...ugh
I never leave work.
Introducing.......
The VOLCANO BRASS BAG!
Tired of your limp, hand me down brass bag embarrassing you at the range?
Have you had it with your thin walled bags that can't even stand UP to the challenge of holding your brass?
You need the newest Irving Financial LTD product to hit the market, the VOLCANO BRASS BAG!
While your friends 1911's are jamming and Glock 22's are kabooming all over the range around you, your brass bag will proudly stand jammed full of your brass and exploding with American** made quality and craftsmanship.
Features:
Irving Financial LTD VOLCANO BRASS BAG //// Other brands
- 1000 Denier Cordura Nylon in Volcano Safety Orange - YES //// Probably not
- Lava matching Orange draw string - YES ///// old shoe lace
- Metalic silver sil-nylon top closure - YES ///// No way
- Vented bottom made from an old office chair that I took apart over 5 years ago - YES //// Absolutely not
- TWO different thread weights - YES //// Ain't no other manufacturer got time fo' dat
- Stands up under its own weight - PROUDLY //// Not a chance
- Made in the American wilderness - I SAW A RACCOON OUT THE WINDOW WHILE I WAS SEWING //// Imported from Malaysia and assembled in Canada
- Holds up to FIVE different calibers at once - YES //// Well, okay, also yes
**Assembled in Thornton, CO
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Check out these reviews of the VOLCANO BRASS BAG from some local heros!
"When I fumble through my yearly quals, this sharp looking bag will be one of my few redeeming qualities." -- Thornton Police Officer
"The color reminds me of the warehouse fire of '82. I can still hear the screams." -- Thornton Fireman
"As per your inquiry, there is no data to show that the startling color of your bag will save the lives of children crossing the street. Also, your "bag stand" can be erected no nearer than 24 inches from the back edge of the sidewalk." -- Thornton Code Enforcer
"I bet I could fit a squirrel in there. Maybe a squirrel and a half." -- Thornton Animal Control Officer
"That bag would look wonderful on top of one of our Tahoe Bar Coffee Tables, on sale right now for only $248." -- Thornton Hero Jake Jabs
"Looks like your a bit short on postage for your bag. I think a $0.34 postcard stamp ought to do it." -- Thornton Postman
"Cool purse bro, you got any change? I'm trying to catch a bus to Boulder." -- Guy standing outside of the King Soopers on E 104th Ave and Washington St
"SCREEEEEEECH!" -- Local Bald Eagle