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Why should the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match (the other appliances).
Why is it difficult to find men who are kind, caring and good looking?
They’ve got boyfriends already.
Whats the difference between a blonde & a mosquito?
Smack it & see which stops sucking.
Oh yes i did say that. Doh!
Done. Before I get into trouble...
Exit, Theater right.
What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
Stew
Irving! Take a picture & it can be StewArt
Have to use food coloring.
My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town.
Once he saw a group of beach-goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.
As soon as they were out of sight, the locksmith picked the lock on their car door, put the garbage back inside and re-locked the car.