Kill one for Ol' Yeller.Quote:
Originally Posted by wyome
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Kill one for Ol' Yeller.Quote:
Originally Posted by wyome
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M...=0&w=312&h=176Quote:
Originally Posted by CavSct1983
Damnit... gotta appear for jury duty tomorrow. Gonna wear my "Guns don't kill people... I do!" hat...
When they ask you about disqualifying factors, just do your best impression of this:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChadAmberg
http://i.imgur.com/NWGPXK4.gif
Just show up wearing basic no wording shirt. You'll more than likely be released once they ask you basic questions, depending what the trial is about.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChadAmberg
Animal Abuse, sexual assault, child abuse/neglect ,murder, assault are the most often ones seated for jury. Wearing a gun friendly short or other clothing might get you disqualified for someone involved in a self defense case.
They asked my wife, How do you feel about sexual assault? I'D SHOOT THE FUCKER IF I HAD THE CHANCE. Thank you very much, Dismissed.
I think it has been a while since Chad flipped his hair [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by CavSct1983
Flipping imaginary hair is even more disturbing.Quote:
Originally Posted by William
Depends what gender you're identifying that day.Quote:
Originally Posted by CavSct1983
Got called up to the first trial. Circuit court, criminal, 3 day trial. I was seated in the "First choice" section where it was pretty obvious you were gonna be one of the lucky 13 out of 40. When they called out the names of those chosen after the 2 hours, everyone around me was picked but me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
You know what got me off the trial?
"What bumper stickers do you have on your car" from the defense. "I have a Colorado AR-15 shooting club sticker" (even though it's a shall not be mentioned version) followed by furious writing by the defense attorney. I'm serious...
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Originally Posted by William
Especially since I've been keeping the noggin' polished lately.