The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

I've noticed things like.....taking a pee at 50 really aint the same as taking a pee when you're 25. I'm so looking forward to all the special and fun things that also start happening.

*blank stare*

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I pee at least twice as often now as when I was half my age.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Yeah...that crap is coming too...lol.

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Umm not really. That taking a pee, ain't nothing compared to not being able to sit down.

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Originally Posted by brutal

I pee at least twice as often now as when I was half my age.

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And only half the distance...

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Originally Posted by ChadAmberg

And only half the distance...

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Takes three times as long too.

What about sack dropage swear mine will be orbiting around the knees by the time I'm 60

TMI

What about shaving with a straight razor....smooth shave but killer razor burn.

Just tried it for the first time last night

I hadn't checked on on the whores lately...I thought "what the heck, how bad can it be?" It's harmless, I said...it'll be fine I said...MY TIMING SUCKS!
He's right about the razor burn, though.

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Originally Posted by Mazin

What about shaving with a straight razor....smooth shave but killer razor burn.

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Dunno, I don't shave my balls.