Found the new CDOT mascot:
Leaves construction vehicles everywhere but never seems to construct anything. Makes grand promises and then asks for more funds without completion of promised deliverable. Constantly taking breaks (from what!?). Can never give a succinct answer on anything. Blames the sub-contractor (little brother) for things which are clearly the fault of the Prime. Can't fire him by virtue of systemic tenure. Might be in collusion with RTD due to constantly talking about trains, which only seek to siphon more funds from the taxpayer without any appreciable results. Bullies when he doesn't get his way.
https://i.imgur.com/6AzQwa4.jpg