The post whore thread.

The city has been doing construction on our street since December. They occasionally put signs out saying not to park on a certain side of the street, or both sides, while they work in the street. With a single lane driveway and my garage being used for remodeling, I parked a vehicle in my lawn so my wife could leave for work and I can follow the rules and stay off the street. SO WHY IN THE FUCK ARE THERE A BUNCH OF CONSTRUCTION WORKER VEHICLES PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE?! There is a church with an ALWAYS open parking lot a quarter of a block down the street. Fucking assholes.

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Originally Posted by Irving

The city has been doing construction on our street since December. They occasionally put signs out saying not to park on a certain side of the street, or both sides, while they work in the street. With a single lane driveway and my garage being used for remodeling, I parked a vehicle in my lawn so my wife could leave for work and I can follow the rules and stay off the street. SO WHY IN THE FUCK ARE THERE A BUNCH OF CONSTRUCTION WORKER VEHICLES PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE?! There is a church with an ALWAYS open parking lot a quarter of a block down the street. Fucking assholes.

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#unionprivilige

Try living across the street from a funeral home. A couple times a week there are 50 cars bumper to bumper all the way down both sides of the street. Their drivers are all super considerate about not encroaching on your driveway entrance/egress too....super considerate.

Manners don't count when you're sad.

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Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Try living across the street from a funeral home. A couple times a week there are 50 cars bumper to bumper all the way down both sides of the street. Their drivers are all super considerate about not encroaching on your driveway entrance/egress too....super considerate.

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We have a church next door. They had this bad habit of parking where 1/3 - 1/2 their vehicle seemed to encroach on to my driveway access.
When i'd call them on it, their text book response was I'll only be an hour.
Thanks. in 30 minutes you'll be calling this (hand them business card) towing company to figure where they towed your car.
That's after i blocked one in between my cars. Another, letting the air close to out got their attention too.

Thank God I'm and atheist

I don't support your atheism, obviously (and what does that have to do with it?). However, I do support the actions you have taken.

You should make a business card for a fake business called "Tinkling Cymbal Towing Alert", and have the motto be, "We tow without charity, to complement those without it", and then have "1 Corinthians 13:1" in cursive at the bottom.

Just leave it under their windshield wipers. Maybe they'll get the hint.

I had an acquaintance in Texas who lived next to a Catholic parish. Acq. had a rooster. Rooster would rooster right during Mass, every. single. day.

Some old harpy kept coming over and complaining, saying it was disruptive. dude got sick of being bothered in the mornings, so he finally told the lady if she bothered him about this again, he'd answer the door naked and holding a shotgun. She did it again, so, being himself, he answered the door naked and holding a shotgun. She stopped bothering him.

Personally, I would have said, "Let its sound be a reminder of the denial by Peter, and inspire you to lead a holy life."

I suppose nekkie shotgun in an acceptable second.

Mrs bo has narrowed list of birthday gifts to two. Claims she can get good deals on either and I must choose one by tomorrow. Unfortunately neither one can be utilized until fall. I would prefer to wait but she refuses to let go of chance at deal.

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Mrs bo has narrowed list of birthday gifts to two. Claims she can get good deals on either and I must choose one by tomorrow. Unfortunately neither one can be utilized until fall. I would prefer to wait but she refuses to let go of chance at deal.

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Awesome birthday presents either way!

Happy birthday, whenever it is!

Hmm, tough choice.

The Dillon, obviously.