Me: Um, yes you in the sparkly shirt
Sparkly Shirt: Uh yeah,...what do you think of the Rainbow Crosswalks that just got painted at an intersection here in Denver?
Me: (short puke in throat regurge}..... Well, I think it fits in nicely with the dancing homos at the Convention Center, and the gayest giant blue bear, and other "artwork" at the airport and several other places around Denver currently. I think you're winning at converting Colorado into your newest liberal state in the Rainbow/Liberal Union you're creating across America.
Sparkly Shirt: Mmmmmkay....uh, do you like, have a problem with that type of progress to change a mean cruel world that is finally realizing that everyone should be a winner, and everyone should have trophies, and time outs...and just be loved for who they are....that progress is a problem for you?
Me: Well, yeah. You can fuck yourself.