The post whore thread.

"Sorry I'm a non-voting felon"

Customer Appreciation Day at a dealership we blow a lot of money at, well, we used to back when this happened.

Grills are going, tents set up everywhere for pushing product and "business continuity" and such.

A few of us at the time were walking around the set up, and this lady with a clipboard busts out with..."hey, are you registered?". Yeah, it was for some bullshit giveaway, but I said...


"as a Sex Offender?....yeah, the state made me do that a few years back".

The blank stare and look from her was priceless for a few seconds...and everyone within earshot was already laughing, and even she joined in the mirth of that. It was one of those times when all the folks were onboard for what had just happened and they were cool with it. I'll never forget it.

One time at one of those traveling fairs we were having our daughter ride a merry-go-round. I asked the lady if I should come in and put her into the seat, or if she wanted to do it. She says, "No you go ahead and do it, I don't touch the children."

With zero hesitation I was like, "Ohh, court order?"

It was a joke I had lined up for a while and it just slipped out. I thought it was hilarious but she wasn't on board.

Folks are getting too uptight to laugh at normal shit anymore. That PC business was the beginning of wrecking it.

Everyone's a winner, Irving....you just need caring, and understanding, and give them the special space they need to develop into a complete loser pussy.....you know, a libtard fag.

Wait, I mean a wishful thinking sensitive person.

Fixed it.

This toad sensed my distress while reading a disappointing email and came to visit me to make me feel better.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/kF...=w1113-h626-no

This is what Florida gun stickers look like.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/wo...=w1113-h626-no

Here is a tree doing a jail break for all his plant friends trapped in this greenhouse. What courage.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/os...=w1113-h626-no

Here is how to mitigate hurricane damage. This house was mostly untouched. What you are looking at is ribbed steel panels bolted over all the windows. Some of these have a 1' strip of identically ribbed plexiglass across the middle to let in some light. All the window frames must have hardware pre-installed to slide this over and secure down with wingnuts. That's what I'd do if I lived out here.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/1q...=w1113-h626-no

Lmao Irviving and OBC. What's bad is I can mentally picture both of you saying that [ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by Irving

Here is a tree doing a jail break for all his plant friends trapped in this greenhouse. What courage.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/os...=w1113-h626-no

Here is how to mitigate hurricane damage. This house was mostly untouched. What you are looking at is ribbed steel panels bolted over all the windows. Some of these have a 1' strip of identically ribbed plexiglass across the middle to let in some light. All the window frames must have hardware pre-installed to slide this over and secure down with wingnuts. That's what I'd do if I lived out here.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/1q...=w1113-h626-no

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Not seeing anything but words.


BTW: God stopped by our place wearing his pachuco hat, smiling, telling the world to fuck off i'm going out

http://i63.tinypic.com/2uo70xz.jpg


He asked me to turn the light off while he was at it.

http://i68.tinypic.com/1z3wg46.jpg

I can see all the pictures (4) on my laptop, but only two of them on my mobile. I don't know what's going on, but neither of the ones that aren't showing are interesting enough for me to bother fixing them.

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Originally Posted by Irving

I can see all the pictures (4) on my laptop, but only two of them on my mobile. I don't know what's going on, but neither of the ones that aren't showing are interesting enough for me to bother fixing them.

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one of them appeared when i quoted ya'll Hows the panhandle of flourdough going?