The post whore thread.

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08-19-2019, 19:48
BuffCyclist

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Originally Posted by Irving

Also, everyone stop talking to me. I've got a ton of work to do that should have been done three hours ago.

[BooHoo]

[Sofa]

[Poke]

[Luck]
08-19-2019, 19:52
BuffCyclist

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

Excellent

Now that you figured it out, what are you trying to share?
08-19-2019, 20:00
Irving

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Originally Posted by ChickNorris

Wouldnt a sexy earthworm costume be a ....

Giggle

Oh my gosh. I've got to stop taking my inside jokes and posting them here out of context.
08-19-2019, 20:04
ChickNorris

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Originally Posted by Irving

Oh my gosh. I've got to stop taking my inside jokes and posting them here out of context.

Ok. But that's often your best material. Just sayin.
08-19-2019, 20:08
Irving

It came from trying to describe a smell to my daughter as "butthole cologne" or what an earthworm would smell like if it was about to go out to the clubs.

Then I started thinking about how every Halloween costume is a sexy something or other and thought Sexy Earthworm both sounded funny and described the smell I was trying to convey.
08-19-2019, 20:32
ChickNorris

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Originally Posted by Irving

It came from trying to describe a smell to my daughter as "butthole cologne" or what an earthworm would smell like if it was about to go out to the clubs.

Then I started thinking about how every Halloween costume is a sexy something or other and thought Sexy Earthworm both sounded funny and described the smell I was trying to convey.

Not surprisingly the backstory is even more peculiar, or is that just me?
08-19-2019, 20:39
Irving

Let's just say that there is a reason that I don't have a World's Best Dad coffee mug.

The reason is because those few words can't possibly describe how great my fathering is. With a dictionary in one hand and a thesaurus in the other, Shakespeare would have a difficult time expressing the depths and intricacies with which I rear my young. Heck, he'd need an IV drip of ayahuasca to merely scratch the surface of my nuances, let alone convey them to other humans within the restrictions of spoken language.
08-19-2019, 20:41
ChickNorris

It was far from a criticism, to be clear.
08-19-2019, 20:43
Irving

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08-19-2019, 20:45
Irving

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Originally Posted by Irving

The reason is because those few words can't possibly describe how great my fathering is. With a dictionary in one hand and a thesaurus in the other, Shakespeare would have a difficult time expressing the depths and intricacies with which I rear my young. Heck, he'd need an IV drip of ayahuasca to merely scratch the surface of my nuances, let alone convey them to other humans within the restrictions of spoken language.

If I was one credit hour from graduating, and this assignment was the final requirement, I'd quit night school at the community college and never look back.