Try to get insured at a job before she is pregnant because it will be cheaper to have babies while insured (I think). For what it is worth, everyone I've known who has had "lady problems" and didn't think they could get pregnant, has. Have you tried stay up late and getting really drunk? Also, maybe buy a two-seater convertible/motorcycle and tell yourself "this is all the car I need right now." Good luck.


Oh yeah, also, every time you do it, make sure your wife doesn't do any of that wives tale crap like laying a certain way. That is all bullshit. She just needs to say the line "Don't worry, I'm on the pill" at least once each session.

That's all the free advice I can give you.