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    Or your buddy?s favorite credit card.

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    Your wife's favorite card is the best.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Your wife's favorite card is the best.
    If it was her favorite, i doubt you'd get close to it. Let alone take it from her.
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    "Oh my gosh sweetie, Venus is having a killer sale, can I borrow your card?"
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Ive had most of my mouth rebuilt... near bionic now, except for this little fukker thats damaged my calm all weekend.

    Ive got stories too. You first. : )
    Forgot who I was talking to. Yeah, I’m sure your stories would win. Hope you’re feeling better.

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    You just can’t make this shit up........

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    Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    You just can’t make this shit up........

    https://komonews.com/news/local/oreg...paign=internal
    So i guess A horse is a horse of course, of course, is no longer valid.




    But sleeping in a car? How heartless and uncaring a bastard he is. A real man would have slept besides his date for the night. THEN left.
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    Nasty. Just nasty.
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    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Guy must have been what, 6'8" easy, to mount that filly .









    WTF possess someone to one day, or night, say to themself. I betcha that's one hot to trot piece right there. zzzip.
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