LMAO! I have a Mau that is our puppycat. He growls and snorts when strangers approach the house.
I also have a slightly-neurotic Bengal mix. He is the one that runs for help when faced with a distressing situation. The Mau often comes when I call him, but the Bengal won't.
The man got about 1/4 way through the window before his face was tore up. I still remember the police asking after he was in the back of the car how he got tore up. The cat was still licking the blood from the paws when I showed them.