Guns > Girls

[rondog]

My wife isn't anti-guns, she just has no interest in them. Has no problem with me and the boy owning them and is always bugging us to go shooting to get us out of her hair. But many years ago, a friend of hers blew his brains out and she had to clean up the mess. That kinda soured her on guns, but she doesn't give me shit about them.

Of course, she hasn't seen them all together at once either.....