Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
... Sodium?

It's a big event where all the Crossfitters get together and one-up each other's stories about women doing them wrong. The name of the girl in the winning story is used as the next official WOD, and the guy who tells it gets a new piece of PVC pipe to awkwardly stretch with.
You forgot the part where crossfit shoes are compared and quantities are challenged....