I love when the government watches me. I'd love to see some of their reports.

At 05:30... Subject left house and drive to work. Stopped for energy drink along the way.

From 06:30 to 17:00... Subject was at work all day busting his ass.

17:00... Subject leaves work and drives directly home.

Subjects evenings appear to be occupied watching television, playing on the Internet, and frequent bedroom shenanigans with the little woman.