Nobody would want my stuff: I'm a vegetarian and have no bacon! Unless you can eat dry pinto beans & rice sans cooking, I'm not a good source of food for most folks. You might find some Spam at a neighbors place (doubt it, but worth a try), but there's not any here.
But I will bet with a little BBQ sauce and Tabasco you'll cook up ok.............
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