That would definitely make you the kewl kid on the block.
Got a couple of Schick and Gillette safety razors from the '60s and '70s. Never liked the double/triple blade plastics.
I have an old straight but am afraid to use it. The whole self sacrifice thing...
I wonder if the artist does commissions? I have lots of broken wrenches. A full set of wrench/razors would be handy.