Funny pictures

[Irving]

Can you tell us how you caught that owl? I'm sure it was under some unique circumstance, but in my mind I see you talking to your wife at the breakfast table early in the morning over coffee and toast. Then, you stop talking in mid sentence and hold up your finger for silence. Right as your wife says, "What the hell?" with a puzzled look upon her face, you knock over your chair as you leap up from the breakfast nook and rush to the back patio. She hears you stammer, "Not today, owl" as you wrench open the door, take two running steps and launch yourself in a Superman-in-flight fashion over the deck railing. You catch the haughty Boreal Owl in mid flight as it is buzzing your property. You tuck the owl like a football, rotate in midair to land on your left shoulder and roll out your landing in a sage bush. You stand up, hold the owl triumphantly above your head for all to see and calmly remark, "no undocumented fauna on my property" just before you snapchat a picture to the game warden and Peyton Manning that pest over into the neighbor's airspace.

[brutal]

Can you tell us how you caught that owl? I'm sure it was under some unique circumstance, but in my mind I see you talking to your wife at the breakfast table early in the morning over coffee and toast. Then, you stop talking in mid sentence and hold up your finger for silence. Right as your wife says, "What the hell?" with a puzzled look upon her face, you knock over your chair as you leap up from the breakfast nook and rush to the back patio. She hears you stammer, "Not today, owl" as you wrench open the door, take two running steps and launch yourself in a Superman-in-flight fashion over the deck railing. You catch the haughty Boreal Owl in mid flight as it is buzzing your property. You tuck the owl like a football, rotate in midair to land on your left shoulder and roll out your landing in a sage bush. You stand up, hold the owl triumphantly above your head for all to see and calmly remark, "no undocumented fauna on my property" just before you snapchat a picture to the game warden and Peyton Manning that pest over into the neighbor's airspace.

It's obvious he used chopsticks.

[Irving]

It's obvious he used chopsticks.

And caught it by the eyelash, of course.

[GilpinGuy]

It's obvious he used chopsticks.

Owl wings....yummy.

[Irving]

Not super funny, but this awesome (wooden) fire escape caught my attention enough to get me to stop and take a photo. They should build an awesome salmon ladder on the scaffold for ultimate fitness!

[thvigil11]

Can you tell us how you caught that owl? I'm sure it was under some unique circumstance, but in my mind I see you talking to your wife at the breakfast table early in the morning over coffee and toast. Then, you stop talking in mid sentence and hold up your finger for silence. Right as your wife says, "What the hell?" with a puzzled look upon her face, you knock over your chair as you leap up from the breakfast nook and rush to the back patio. She hears you stammer, "Not today, owl" as you wrench open the door, take two running steps and launch yourself in a Superman-in-flight fashion over the deck railing. You catch the haughty Boreal Owl in mid flight as it is buzzing your property. You tuck the owl like a football, rotate in midair to land on your left shoulder and roll out your landing in a sage bush. You stand up, hold the owl triumphantly above your head for all to see and calmly remark, "no undocumented fauna on my property" just before you snapchat a picture to the game warden and Peyton Manning that pest over into the neighbor's airspace.

So you're saying you don't know how to grab hooters?

[TFOGGER]

Decisions, decisions...

[alan0269]

Decisions, decisions...

OK, but can I kick at least two of the others????

[Circuits]

Nuh-uh. I call SHOTGUN!

[flogger]

Not super funny, but this awesome (wooden) fire escape caught my attention enough to get me to stop and take a photo. They should build an awesome salmon ladder on the scaffold for ultimate fitness!

Thats crazy! I know about a huge home being built in Castle Pines that had a bedroom in the 'attic' similar to this. He was faced with the same fire egress situation until the builder suggested eliminating a closet up there. The building department figured it wasn't a bedroom without a closet and no exterior staircase was needed. Ya gotta love plans examiners!