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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha2 View Post
    Oh, ya had me believing it until the last four words!
    You think she's more funny than Irving?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    You think she's more funny than Irving?
    Looks aren't everything.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

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    Quote Originally Posted by asmo View Post
    That's a good one!
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

    - Frank Zappa

    Scrotum Diem - bag the day!

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    One day when picking up my ~4yo son (he's now 25yo) from the Peterson AFB Child Care facility his "teacher" pulled me to the side to discuss an issue they had when my son that day. Apparently, while out in the grassy outdoor play area he whipped out his junk and started peeing. When the teacher told him to stop he told her "It's okay, my dad does it all of the time." While she was upset over my sons actions, she looked at me and it was clear she wanted an explanation as to why I'm peeing outside all of the time - since we live in town. I simply told her I'd address the behavior with my son. On the drive home I had to explain to my son that dad only pees outside when I'm out hunting or camping and it's not okay to do it in town.
    Age was around 2. My son was riding his bike around wearing shorts, a helmet, and snow boots. Whips down his pants, squats, takes a dump in the neighbor's yard and yells, "I'm pooping like a puppy"". He was totally thrilled with his accomplishment and the neighborhood was dying of laughter. We were all out drinking beer so it was absolutely an amazing event. So amaining, he did it again 10 min later and the neighbor girl who is the same age points and yells to everyone "He's doing it again !!!"
    Proud parent moments.

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    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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