Sadly, I think I've been that drunk a couple of times in my life - WAAAAAY back in my college days. That's where I learned FIRST HAND about "coyote ugly". The good news is that I couldn't afford a car so I never had to worry about drunk driving (public intoxication on the other hand...).
Besides, that guy should have had some clue when "she" told him "her" name was Steve.
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