I've never seen a tornado, and fear I'd be one of those guys getting/staying way too close if I ever did.
They're cool to watch, from a safe distance, and if you have a hole nearby to dive into. Biggest danger is debris, there can be all kinds of shit flying around at high speed. Seen some bizarre stuff after tornadoes have passed. I grew up in NW OK.
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....