Suddenly, I'm not so big on disclosing my Coast Guard past.

Just now, the trophy wife asked what would happen if I had been there when the POSIC spewed that toxic waste of a speech. We agreed that my years at the academy, all the time money and energy, would have been suddenly reduced to waste, as I hurled my hat into the air and screamed "WFT????????"

Full disclosure, I never attended the academy, I was a Radioman.