To shoot, or not to shoot...

[KS63]

So you're "that guy."

You know, the one who posts something for sale that is "brand new, only fired 100 rounds."






Just poking at you a bit.

Yeah! Truthfully, I've never sold anything in this context, but I have bought them.

[Zombie Steve]

It's kind of like when a guy is just tired of having sex all the time. Same thing.

I don't understand.

[Irving]

I don't understand.

It's kind of like when you decide you don't like the taste of bacon any more.

[Zombie Steve]

You guys are really starting to give me the willies.