Getting ready for another wild and crazy show.

Things to do before the show:

1. Bathe the evening before or morning of
2. Brush your teeth, even if you brushed them a month ago Wednesday
3. Wear clean clothes
4. Refrain from that 6th helping of refritos at dinner the night before.
5. Stay home if you're a (D), liberal, idiot (redundant).
6. Bring cash.