Killed my first prairie dog today

[Great-Kazoo]

The life of a 1%er...

As long as he doesn't attend mc swap meets, he's ok. Or was that become a Denver CO ?

[Mazin]

You have to paint a prairie dog with an X through it on you bike now.

Decal incoming

[StagLefty]

Yep. Definitely safer to smoke some poor critter that didn't look both ways before crossing the street than to make things worse trying to avoid it.

On a related note, I almost corn holed a lady in a Honda Accord one day when she slammed on her brakes to avoid hitting a tumble weed.

Tunble weeds matter-just saying

[rondog]

I clobbered a speed goat this weekend with my truck. Wife and I were cruising down 285 near Fairplay and looking at something off to the right. When I looked forward, there was a goddamn antelope doe standing in the highway right in front of me.

I jammed the brakes and she dived for the ditch, but we were both too slow, I drilled her right rear quarter. Glanced in the mirror and saw her endo'ing down into the ditch.

Traffic was far too heavy to go back, or to pull over on the shoulder. Traffic on 285 is insane at times. Took a couple miles before I could turn off for a damage check. Bitch tore the plastic trim off the bottom of my bumper, and put a nice dent in the steel bumper itself. No broken lights though.

Wasn't about to call it in, I'd managed to leave home with no wallet and driver's license, and I was sweating it already. Nope, not calling the po-po for a roadkill today dear.

I learned long ago that swerving at high speeds to dodge animals can be very bad ju-ju.....

[newracer]

I instinctively swerved to miss a prairie dog by my house once while I was driving to shoot prairie dogs out east.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wasn't about to call it in, I'd managed to leave home with no wallet and driver's license, and I was sweating it already. Nope, not calling the po-po for a roadkill today dear.

I learned long ago that swerving at high speeds to dodge animals can be very bad ju-ju.....

Had you called it in AND not returned to the scene. You would have been hit with (up to) 12 pts, for leaving the scene of an accident.

[SideShow Bob]

Can one of you graphic arts types make Ray a p-dog silhouette with tread marks going across it so he can have a new avatar ?

[ray1970]

Can one of you graphic arts types make Ray a p-dog silhouette with tread marks going across it so he can have a new avatar ?

What? You don't like the cheetah?

[Tinelement]

I popped one last summer in the BGD (big gay dodge) coming out of Encampment WY. Don't know which end the front tire hit, but the shithead exploded down the dually flare. Then a 150 mile drive down the hot summer road till I got home and noticed the mess..... Dirty little rats. We should kill um all!

[TheSparkens]

My brother hit a armadillo and about five miles later hit the backside of a coyote we were in the dead of night when we went down to the Texas hill country. Gold Wings handle small game pretty good all of the Gold Wing guys say with big game tuck it in and watch the tupperware fly and above all try and keep the wheels on the road never swerve or lay it over.