I had to reply to this post even if it's 6 weeks old...
You really should take Alpha up on his offer. He took me out to Pawnee one time and brought along his dualing tree. He's such a gentlemen that he let me win over and over!
PS. If you see an XL Carhart coat out there, it's mine. I still miss that thing! I left it lay on some hay bales out by the cowboy setup.