We had a girl posting in the emergency section, which generated high priority emails and text messages. She was saying that she had some left over french fries from McDonalds and other stuff. When people called her out for trolling after a few weeks, her dumbass husband hopped on to defend her honor and call people out for being mean to her for being "different." I wanted to show up at her house and pound on her door demanding that I get the fries. That might not have gone over well, but I guaranty that it would have shut that shit down ASAP.