Stupid things you saw on Nextdoor

[Gman]

This sounds too social for me.

[Irving]

The Trump thread I took those samples from is starting to take off and head into political battle territory. Should get good before it gets shut down. Someone just posted how you should vote for Trump because the KKK supported him.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm also on Word of Mouth/HR and those HR housebitches really irritate the crap out of me! But I keep coming back to read the stupid, ignorant, snuggly protected in suburbia, clueless women who post there daily.

I'm the guy who would ask. SO which one of you ladies are single or pretend to be.

[gnihcraes]

Quitting Halloween because they left a bowl outside (lazy) and someone took the whole thing.


Broken down truck in my driveway.

This one was dumb, needs steel beams cut, no other information. I contact him, turns out they are .25 inch thick and he needs them trimmed the whole length. Not an easy task.

Mailman put things in the wrong mailbox so they are filing complaints.

Lost Sony Walkman. (this lady will post stupid shit every day!)

Shots fired, a few responses about Emptying their CLIP...

CLIP

CLIP


and there are plenty more to come I'm sure.

[Skip]

I wish I took a screenshot but someone (seemed like a nice lady) asked for some help from a handyman because she lives alone and has been collecting projects around her house.

Another neighbor (man) responded to ask if we could call it a "handyperson" which is more inclusive. Didn't have anything to offer but that.

[Skip]

I haven't got on Nextdoor too much but I'm on highlands ranch word of mouth and it's some of the funniest stuff. It's mostly a bunch of housewives with too much time on their hands

I dropped that in 2014. Some of those handwringers cost us our school vouchers and were proud of it.

[Bailey Guns]

Note to self: DO NOT, under any circumstances, open a "Nextdoor" acct.

[Irving]

I'm going to send you an invite tonight.

[fitz19d]

I started to try nextdoor, was interested in maybe weeding thru the bs since it's a smaller area to keep an eye open for crime stuff and hooligan kids.


Never posted anything but either the system or someone ratted on my for having myself as my first name "Nunyabiz" for last name. Insisted I need a real name to be inclusive with neighbors or some shit.

Fuck that shit, I registered initially in like 30 seconds and it gives you a map of area with addresses with full name. Great way for crazy neighbors with grudge to find you etc.

[Bailey Guns]

I'm going to send you an invite tonight.

Go ahead. See if I care.