Quote Originally Posted by bczandm View Post
While I find there is occasionally something useful my favorite is the people who hear every loud noise as gun shots.
Fireworks = gunshots
car backfire = gunshots
neighbor slams a door= gunshots

And of of course the resident expert who suggests everyone call Jeffco sheriff right away so they can track all the calls to find out where the shooting is taking place- their super secret technology can pinpoint the exact location of the shots from the calls.
I live half a mile north of the Aurora PD gun range. It's only weird when you DON'T hear gunfire, at least from 0600 to 2200.