Yup...its such a fun place.

To the elderly gentleman with a cane to allow your off leash dog to do his business on the swim club grass tonight at 6pm. I picked it up and disposed of it for you.
Dear neighbor my child's bus driver was going 20 miles an hour the speed limit is 25. You have been watching her every afternoon and you have nerve yelling at her about her speed when you allow your child to ride the road in his car knowing that the bus driver comes here every afternoon around the same time. Today your child was in the middle of the road and you were no where to be found this is considered neglect so next time you shoot off your mouth about someone going within the speed limit watch out because I will report you to child services...