Like clockwork, some idiot posted up they heard "gunshots" at 8:45pm. I did find out I have some pretty funny neighbors.

"Sounded like an Uzi. Do you think it was an Uzi?"

"Have you ever actually heard a gunshot? Fireworks sound exactly nothing like a gunshot. This is Highlands Ranch, not Compton."

"Sounded like an Uzi?"

"Definitely a friggen Uzi near 4th of July. Oh lord."

"I know the Highlands Ranch crips and the Lone Tree bloods have been fighting over turf. It's probably them. Hard to tell."

"Put your phone down, go outside, and enjoy the show."

"Hide your wife, hide your kids, the Ranch is getting shot up!!"

"Own a calendar???"

"Yeah, definitely an Uzi."

"Ah, thank you. It had been like 4 days without a 'anyone else hear gun shots?!' post. I'm so glad we got at least one more in before the 4th. Happy birthday America!"

"Totally a fire fight...thought I even caught a M2 and Mk19 volley of fire."

"I heard a bomb go off! But I'm pretty sure it was my wife exploding after I told her the salad tastes horrible. If I were you I would hide behind your Prius, I heard the batteries are eco friendly."

"I heard a cruise missile fly overhead but no gunshots."